Tuesday 27 May 2008

Recent news stories

I thought I'd make a little montage of education related stories I've read recently and my reactions to them. 

Hollyoaks to feature the new diplomas!

Part of me thinks this is a good marketing strategy... the rest of me despairs that this is necessary. I can only think of two reasons the kids don't want to do these diplomas, one, they haven't given it any consideration and gone for the simpler option, or two, they have considered it and decided to go with the one that will give them the better chance of getting into a good uni. Hollyoaks can only help with the former, not the latter reason. 


I actually don't know how I feel about this. Shorter terms with small breaks might really help with concentration, and to prevent teacher burn out. They might also mean more parents taking their kids out of school in the summer, as the summer vacation period will become even smaller and more expensive. 


In my opinion stories like this one are severely damaging to the general morale of the teaching profession. Of course there are bad teachers, and of course they should be found and either helped to become good teachers or else 'moved on' as Jim Knight put it. All stories like this do is give the media and the public fodder to claim that all of society's ills (including anti-social behaviour, poor numeracy and literacy in our young people and the economic downturn) are entirely the fault of teachers in general, and bad teachers in particular. 

This independent reader missed the point entirely, when she complained about her daughter receiving numerous after school detentions. By concentrating on the inconvenience of the detention's timing, this parent ignored the fact that the child is clearly disrupting the learning of the other children in her school. 

And finally, if anyone can demonstrate how this new assessment for GCSE oral examinations can be fairly administered then I'd be most grateful to hear it.

Thursday 22 May 2008

Working class thicker than middle class?

Recently there has been a great deal of fuss made over the fact that the elite universities are not admitting a fair number of kids from 'bog standard comprehensives' and even going so far as to blame the teachers for this phenomenon, but I was astounded when I read this! This 'academic' has the temerity to claim that working class people have a lower IQ, and therefore shouldn't expect to gain a place in 'elite' universities! That this is a meritocracy, nothing more. 

I, for one, take offense at this! 

Definitions of 'class' are complicated, and depend on which direction you are coming from. Is class defined by culture, by income, by outlook? My grandparents were definitely working class, and this is how my parents were both brought up. Two of my uncles on my dad's side are postmen, but the other is currently a university lecturer. My father got decent A levels and worked his way up through the ranks of a well known department store to a senior management position and later did a degree in computer programming. My mother works for a well known supermarket, where she started as an assistant, and now she's management. This is my background, this is how I was brought up. Am I working class, or middle class? 

We always had enough money, even if it was tight sometimes, and I never had free school meals, so, financially at least, we were just about middle class. 

I always had books and computers in the house, my parents encouraged me to read anything and everything, bought me musical instruments and music when I wanted to play and sent me on exchange visits to hone my language skills. Culturally, then, I am middle class.  

My parents were very definitely working class, at least in upbringing, but they were also clever, and they worked hard to ensure that my brothers and I all got a good start in life. They passed on to us the traditionally working class values of a good work ethic, an understanding of the value of money and the need to be thrifty, and most importantly a knowledge of the importance of the family network. When I was old enough, I voted labour (back when that meant something), I am accepted and loved by my predominantly working class family and I flinch when I hear something like this. In many ways I still identify with the working classes. 

I excelled at school, and found everything easy. I got fantastic GCSE and A level grades, due as much to good schooling and parental support as to my own abilities. I got these at a bog standard comprehensive in a former industrial town in the North East (incidentally, Dr Charlton is a professor at Newcastle university). I won a place at Oxbridge, and went too. 

If my dad had everything I had, he would have got into Oxbridge too. I firmly believe that. Whether he would have wanted to go is another matter entirely. The elite universities have a culture that is a mystery to the working class. They have lunch, then dinner, whereas we have dinner and tea. They have matriculations in latin, gowns in formal hall, beautiful old buildings with lawns you're not allowed to walk on and sherry with the fellows once a term. Pimms and croquet, a hearty rowing culture and special names for their exams. They are full to busting with people entirely comfortable with this way of life, not wonder the working classes are reluctant to apply there, especially when they come from a family where no one ever lives more than a thirty minute drive from the others. That's just the culture. Almost all the other students went to public schools or grammar schools, are widely read and super clever. You have to be very bright indeed, and very confident, to hold your own in such company. I am speaking from experience, not stereotypes when I describe this way of life. I had a great time during my one year there before I failed and moved on, but I never truly felt I belonged. This is the problem. Bright young people from working class communities don't necessarily want this life. 

That's just the culture. What about the money? In this era of top up fees and general high cost of living, it's no wonder that students from lower income families would prefer to stay at home and save some of the costs of living and studying elsewhere. There was a student in my Oxbridge college who had everything paid for him, always bought people drinks at the bar, because he always had the money and had a charge card for the main book shop in town. I had to scrip and save my meagre student loan, plus what my parents could afford to give and an overdraft allowance to be able to afford books and day to day expenses. 

Academically? Oxbridge conjures up images of almost casual intelligence. Philosophical chats over Pimms, poetry readings in dark cafés and one on one tutorials with the most intelligent people in the country. This is perhaps a little daunting for someone from a Comp, who has perhaps been beaten up for playing in the band, attending a chess club or getting 10 out of 10 on a test, or whose parents believe they should get their noses out of those books and go and earn some money. 

If the middle classes do have a higher IQ it's because they have had all the opportunities in the world to develop their intelligence. Because they have been socialised into a culture where intelligence is rewarded, not scorned. This academic believes this is meritocratic. The middle classes are smarter and therefore deserve it more. Rubbish! The middle classes have an almost unassailable advantage over the working classes. 

The elite universities are often so far removed from the day to day reality of many working class communities that it's no wonder they're not applying for them. They're an impenetrable world meant for other people, for the upper classes, people with money and brains, not for them. This is the problem. These universities can admit students if they don't apply. 

I don't mean to say that students from comprehensive schools shouldn't apply to elite universities, quite the opposite. The ancients in particular (Oxford, Cambridge, Durham) along with the London Universities and the major city red brick institutions provide an excellent launch into a world of work where the source of a degree is becoming increasingly more important. We need to know what barriers exist, so that we can abolish them. I hope that as a teacher I will play a small part in this, but attitudes like Dr Charlton's can only harm the situation.  

Monday 19 May 2008

Hooray!

Good news - I received a letter accepting me onto the French booster course in August. This is good news because it means I can meet the conditions of my offer. It is bad news because it means three weeks of intensive french and adding two textbooks to my already large collection of french grammar books. 

Also, my other half has an aptitude test next week. It's the first stage of an interview process for a good and reasonably well paid job. We'll need the extra income while I'm training, and wile I'm looking for work after the end of the course. Fingers crossed! 

There we go, I promised I'd be sunnier!

Wednesday 14 May 2008

Getting there

Another situation update - I'm now officially checked and cleared. I am not a criminal!

By this I mean I got my enhanced disclosure CRB check back. 

However - I still need proof of good behaviour in Germany, to pass the French course (and I don't know if I'm even on it yet) and to sort out a student loan. 

Just to make matters more annoying, I received a letter calling me for jury service, in early July, exactly when I'm not really available to be away from work as it's my last month. I'm going to try and get excused, on the basis that I'm not really free in July and getting it postponed would be impossible due to the course. Oh, and it was sent to my parents house, I haven't lived in that part of the country for several years and I shouldn't even be registered at that address, so I'm not really available for jury service there anyway! Grr!

I seem to be ranting a lot, I do apologise. I'll try and be sunnier in future, promise!

Wednesday 7 May 2008

More hoops

My university have contacted me, to 'suggest' that I get evidence of good behaviour in Germany as I lived there for 8 months and the CRB check won't cover it. This can take the form of a letter from my employer or a certificate of good behaviour from the authorities. To get this, I need to complete a form with basic identifying details on it, I then need to get this stamped by an embassy, consulate (£15), notary public (unknown charge) or public authority (whatever that really means) as proof that I am who I say I am and then send this, plus 13 euro to Germany to get this document! It's going to cost me about £30 quid once postage and any bank charges are taken into account, just to prove I was well behaved, add this to the original CRB charge and I think I have a right to be a little bit peeved. I know it's necessary to check I'm not a child-molester, but really..... this seems a little over the top to me. 


OK, rant over!

Revolutionary

This could revolutionise teachers' lives, this. 

Non-stick chewing gum! Think of the time saved by not picking gross, hardened chewing gum from underneath desks!

Tuesday 6 May 2008

Spring is here!

After a nice walk that combines exercise with French learning I'm feeling really well! Spring is here and the warm weather is so wonderful - I just wish I could be sat in a beer garden (or any garden) right now, rather than being stuck in my office!

Friday 2 May 2008

My new website

In order to take further my mission to track what I'm up to I've started a website to track websites and other resources as I find them. I've put a few up already, and I'll be updating it whenever I come across something that might be useful.

Thursday 1 May 2008

Update

Just to keep my loyal readers up to date with the story so far.

I have applied online for a student loan, I just need my OH to provide his financial details. 
I have contacted my bank to find out how to keep hold of my student account for another year (i.e., my interest free overdraft facility).
I have sent off my application for a French subject knowledge booster course and started an evening class for two hours once a week, as well as getting hold of every teach yourself course going.
I have completed and returned my CRB check paperwork and medical fitness questionnaire
I have accepted my place both directly to my institution and to the gttr.
I have also started a website dedicated to collecting useful web sites and resources for teaching languages in particular but also teaching in general. When that goes live I'll post a link to it here.

Now I just need to make sure I have gotten some of life's important things out of the way - doctors, dentist and opticians spring to mind. I also need to make sure my OH has a job and that we both have somewhere to live.

If anyone thinks I've forgotten something please let me know!

A work colleague recently referred to this as a major life reorganisation.  I can't think of a better way of putting it!

Universities like Physics A level - who knew?

Today's online Independent has posted this story. Apparently, the country's top ranked universities have a problem accepting the academic merit of such courses as drama, media studies and performance and tourism, preferring such old fashioned subjects as Physics, History and Languages ....... I can't believe this is even news!!!!! Surely this is so ridiculously obvious that anyone with two brain cells to rub together would have grasped this already.

I think that what worries me the most is the fact that our young people are being encouraged by the government and their schools to take these 'soft subjects' and told that they are considered as being just the same as the more traditional A Levels. While I have my own ideas about the validity of these subjects, I'm not going to go into that now. The fact is that universities want certain skills and they need to be sure that their applicants have learned them. The academics themselves don't have any experience of drama, media studies or performing arts, so they don't know what skills these pass on. What they do know is that Physics and Further Maths A Levels means that their applicants for science will have the appropriate level of maths for their course, that applicants for Law who have French A level have no problem with strange and difficult vocabulary and that Arts applicants with an A level in English literature have had plenty of practice writing academic essays.

By telling students that the top universities will consider drama on the same level as English Lit schools are potentially damaging their chances of getting into Russell Group universities. It's all well and good saying that these alternative options are just as useful, just as valid, but until universities come around to this way of thinking, the bright pupils should continue to consider 'traditional' academic A levels as their route to the top. 

And since Languages are widely considered one of the hardest subjects to get good marks in, teachers should definitely encourage their pupils to study them!